Had to go the doc's this morning for a quick check up... Turns out I'm overdue for my contraceptive jab so I need 'protection' for the next seven days.
All well and good.
Nurse Mandy, who is fabulous, by the way, offers me some freebies.
Ooh, don't mind if I do, Yes please.
Flavoured or plain? (with not a hint of smile or smirk)
WHAT??!!??!?!
Chuffing NHS is spending my wages on giving cheap strumpets who won't buy their own condoms the choice between plain or flavoured?!?!??!!??!?!?!??!?
I got plain.
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